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... so apparently i'm going to hell

I just thought that you guys might find this interesting.

i got this from a facebook group.

on there:
If anyone's had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on Monday, then you have probably drawn one conclusion...apparently you're going to hell.

Reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Shpowing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Bing Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future

Don't Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.

and i put on the bottom: "you forgot about being atheist"


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02-02-2007 07:28 AM
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RE: ... so apparently i'm going to hell

I'm going to hell for 19 of those.
I better get my act together and stop my fucking cursing.

I wanted to see the page, but I gues you have to join facebook to see facebook.

02-02-2007 08:03 AM
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RE: ... so apparently i'm going to hell

i was on this page and saw this ad:
   

i really love those untargeted ads; i think they're hilarious

but back to the other thing..
well actually i can't think of anything to say, the going to hell part speaks for itself. hypocrites.


Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
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02-03-2007 01:03 PM
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